LOL i love this...so funny, yet so true...(don't take it too personally to all the men out there...but maybe you should...hmmm..) 
A WOMAN'S DILEMMA….
The nice men are ugly
The handsome men are not nice
The handsome nice men are gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome but are nice, have no money
The men who are not so handsome but are nice, with money think we're only after their money
The handsome men without money are after our money
The men who are not so nice, and somewhat heterosexual don't think that we're beautiful enough
The men who think we're beautiful enough, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards
The men that are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God that are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!!!
The men who make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take initiative
NOW WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN ???? Men are like fine a wine
They all start off like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with……. |